Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Basics

I read a post on Xbox360Fanboy about the new GRAW2 game hitting stores in March and they mentioned a feature that it will have that not many other 360 games have had before it. An achievement tracker. That got me to thinking about other features that should be no-brainers when it comes to 360 games.
  • The ability to save anywhere. Pretty much the anti-Dead Rising save system. Quake 4 and Crackdown have done this right.
  • The aforementioned achievement tracker. I want to know how many kills I need to get that 10 points, dammit!
  • Halo 2 matchmaking. I would play Gears of War day in and day out if it had decent matchmaking.
  • Free themes and gamertiles. Have them be unlockable with the achievements so I can show how awesome I am with my gamertile. Is that too much to ask for my $60?
  • More uses for the Vision Camera!
I might think of more later, but that's all I got right now. They've done so many things right. Microsoft just needs to do some fine tuning.


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Base Jumper

I climbed to the top of Agency Tower in Crackdown tonight. Talk about a harrowing experience. I'm not one for heights anyway, but getting up there and being afraid that if you didn't climb just right, you would plummet to your death really freaked me out. I made it, just check the achievements!

Top Played XBL Porn Titles (Version 3)

This is the last time I'm going to do this for a while. It's hard coming up with different porn names for the same titles. We need some new blood to hit the top tens.

Xbox 360 Top Live Titles
1 Smears of Whore
2 Tom Pansy's Manblow 6®: Vegas
3 Jackdown
4 Small O' Booty 3
5 Blackdown (Demo)
6 Straddlin' In Ethel 07
7 Moist Planet
8 Orgasmion
9 Hoe Evolution Knockers 6
10 Taints Show

Top Arcade Titles (Full Versions)
1 Paperboy
3 Ultimate Menstral Womb At 3
4 Moot Queer Tapper
5 Heavy Dong Weapon
6 Skeet Flyer II' Hyper Flying
7 Cocktra
8 Texas Honk 'em
9 Gastronometry Wars Evaded (the hardest one to come up with, btw. makes no sense.)

Penny Arcade is so god damn funny. lolzorz!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Agility Orb

I cropped out the agility orb sound that Major Nelson put in his last show to use on my phone. I thought other people might want it too, so here it is.

Agility Orb


PS3 Song

Saturday, February 24, 2007

More Crackdown

This site has a some great information on how to beat some of the bosses in Crackdown. I looked it up because I was stuck on one of the Volk bosses. I had a blast (literally) trying to figure it out, tho!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Guy Game

I've been trying to sell The Guy Game on eBay with no luck. Stupid eBay. They say it's because it has an underage girl in it. Looking at the Wikipedia article, it turns out it's true. Maybe I will try Craig's List.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Monday, February 19, 2007

Ghost Rider

The Ghost Rider movie kicks a lot of ass! I wish I had a flaming skull for a head!!
ghost rider stare


Stealth gameplay sucks. It's so much more fun to run in and kill everyone.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Bald Britney

Ten Achievements We Will Never See

GameStooge posted a sweet list of achievements that will never see the light of day.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Top Xbox Live Porn Titles

Xbox 360 Top Live Titles
1 Queers of War
2 Tom Fancy's Manblow Six: Vegas
3 Crack Up 'N Down
4 BRA 2(DD)
5 Ballin' Booty 3
6 Riddin' In FL 07
7 Lost Panties:Extreme Submission
8 NBA Meat
9 "O"-Blivion
10 Goes Rear On : Advanced Rear Ender

Top Arcade Titles (Full Versions)
1 Booty Tapper
2 DoMo'
3 Heavy Hangin' Weapons
4 Ultimate Oral Kombat 3
6 Meat Biter II Hyper Biting
7 Contra Sutra
8 Texas Bang 'em
9 Assault: Rear Hoes
10 Gynecology Wars Revolved


Xbox Rewards

I signed up for the Xbox Rewards program today. Level 2, baby!

Gemini Ace

Halo 3 Alpha Video Leaked

Watch it while you can...

Monday, February 12, 2007

Podcasts And Stuff

Lots of shit going on. I am a guest on the 100th episode of Podtacular. It's a really great show with a lot of laughs. Also, I started a MGC leaderboard over at Uncle Gamer for listeners of the show. Go sign up!

Also, I got the new Dark Tower comic by Stephen King. It's based on the books and it's awesome.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Ask A Ninja

I don't understand what the guys over at Ask A Ninja are doing. They are using a different video site instead of YouTube, and the code won't work in either my MySpace Blog or here. It's pretty damn gay.

Anyway, go watch the latest Ask A Ninja here.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

It Hurts!

Watch this, then go to YouTube and watch the other 2 parts. I know I'm going to hell, so this doesn't really affect that.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Science Loves Religion

My buddy Dave does a comic called Science Loves Religion. Someone made some cool animated icons with some of the characters.