Saturday, August 13, 2011

Saturday, August 06, 2011


I think my tweets are funnier than anything I write longform. :-/
  • Think I'm going underwear shopping at WalMart tonight. I smell a bunch of twitpics in your collective futures!
  • I'm thinking about renting a comedy this weekend. I better reserve Soul Surfer early at the .
  • Every teardrop is a waterfall, huh? Then what is it when I take a piss, Chris Martin?
  • Not sure how I feel about signing up for my benefits and choosing Plan B.
  • I think I'll change my gamertag to Farts McSphincter.
  • I think I'll change my gamertag to Wang Cockengobble.
  • Got my free Red Box code. Think I'll rent Green Horn...LOL! I wouldn't rent that if it came with $1.
  • The coupons have too many restrictions. Dine-in only for dinner during an eclipse while a virgin is present is a bit much.
  • I feel like M Night missed an opportunity to use the Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn in this movie.
  • Why hasn't there been a sequel to the bible? Harry Potter had like 10 books and I don't remember him being nailed to a cross.
  • If Dippin Dots are the ice cream of the future, then we've been living in the future for like 10 years now.
  • My wife turned 30 today. Time to trade her in for two 15 year olds. :-D
Also, this!

Monday, August 01, 2011