I had a great idea for a new product today. The Shirtkin!
Ever find yourself at a restaurant with slow service? You're digging into the complimentary rolls or chips and salsa when you realize they forgot to give you the silverware wrapped in a napkin! Normally, you would have to sit there and wait while your face stayed covered with food, but no more!!
Introducing The Shirtkin. This revolutionary design takes the convenience of a napkin and combines it with the style and brovado of a shirt. No longer will you and your tablemates be stuck with messy fingers and sad faces. Now you can wipe them off and get on with your life.
Patented technology makes the Shirtkin the perfect accessory. Just put it on and go! You can wipe anything on it. Mustard? No problem! Chili? No problem! Blood? No problem!! The Shirtkin is that powerful.
Order today and we will include RaneCo's newest invention, sleevenex. The tissue that doubles as a sleeve! That's two great products for the low price of six easy payments of $14.99. That's our lowest price ever!
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