- Think I'm going underwear shopping at WalMart tonight. I smell a bunch of twitpics in your collective futures! #Bikinibriefs #packagebulge
- I'm thinking about renting a comedy this weekend. I better reserve Soul Surfer early at the @redbox. #comedy
- Every teardrop is a waterfall, huh? Then what is it when I take a piss, Chris Martin? #comedy #coldplayusedtobegood
- Not sure how I feel about signing up for my benefits and choosing Plan B.
- I think I'll change my gamertag to Farts McSphincter.
- I think I'll change my gamertag to Wang Cockengobble. #beatingadeadhorse
- Got my free Red Box code. Think I'll rent Green Horn...LOL! I wouldn't rent that if it came with $1.
- The Restaurant.com coupons have too many restrictions. Dine-in only for dinner during an eclipse while a virgin is present is a bit much.
- I feel like M Night missed an opportunity to use the Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn in this movie. #thelastairbender
- Why hasn't there been a sequel to the bible? Harry Potter had like 10 books and I don't remember him being nailed to a cross. #comedy
- If Dippin Dots are the ice cream of the future, then we've been living in the future for like 10 years now.
- My wife turned 30 today. Time to trade her in for two 15 year olds. :-D #comedy
Also, this!
