Sexy Man Pants!

I finally got my HD-DVD player tonight from Best Buy. For $50, how can you go wrong? Even though they won't be making HD-DVD movies after May, that still doesn't mean the existing movies won't look awesome!

It came with King Kong, but that movie sucks. No amount of hi-def will fix a shitty plot and craptastic action. Hehe.

I'm sure you're wondering about the title of this post. Well, here goes!

We went to Kohl's this weekend and did some shopping. I ended up with some nice new work shirts and a pair of Xbox 360 shorts. They are pajama's, but not as long as pants. Rhea calls them capri pants for boys. I call them Sexy Man Pants.

I did not let Rhea's teasing bring me down. I am committed to the Sexy Man Pants. In fact, I've decided that every man worth his testosterone should have a pair. And I have the marketing plan to do it!

Picture the commercial opens with a guy sitting in front of the tv. He's watching sports or possibly playing Madden. Pan down and you see his pants. They're short, but not too short. Pan back up to his face, where you see a huge smile. He's happy. Very happy. Queue the music...

Sexy Man Pants
Not too long
Not too short

Sexy Man Pants
Wear them to bed
Wear them to court

Sexy Man Pants
Show off your shoes
Feel the cool breeze

Sexy Man Pants
Have a big cock
Eat some more cheese

As you can see, this is targeted to the 18-35 demographic.