Monday, March 10, 2008

Why I Hate Burnout Paradise

I got Burnout Paradise from Gamefly. I finally got around to popping it in tonight. I really hoped it would be better than the demo. Much to my dismay, it was not. Here are my top 10 reasons I hate Burnout Paradise.
  1. No crash mode
  2. No crash breakers
  3. No aftertouch
  4. Open world
  5. Can't jump to events via the map
  6. Can't check traffic
  7. Stunt runs
  8. Learner's permit
  9. Crappy starter car
  10. Guns 'N Roses
The franchise is dead to me. Thanks, Criterion!

1 comment:

cory grimes said...

The only awesome thing about the game is that there's a Jimmy Eat World song on the soundtrack. HOT.